underbelly of sunshine

Once upon a time in a land far, far away there lived three friends. On the outside they looked just like regular people but on the inside, hidden beneath the surface, was something powerful, dark and sinister. When together their ominous traits were hard to mask and people stared, frightened. They tried their best not to assemble too often.

No one understood just how much damage their powers of sarcasm, wit and insults could do. These were the kind of awesome powers that could pit man against man, brother against brother, nation against nation. It wasn’t likely they could be used for good even if they had wanted to. Their main goal was to watch people crumble before them; they relished the pain they could cause. Even their enemies were envious of their skills.

A rare blue moon was to rise in the night sky soon. Its light would rain immense power over the Earth. The day was getting closer and they needed to prepare. This was the sign they’ve been waiting for, the three friends needed to get together and pool their power.

Hello there. If the previous 3 paragraphs are any indication of what we do here I suggest you run. Far, far away and tell your friends all about us. It’s kinda like when something smells bad and you gotta get everyone else to smell it. It’s the same thing but we don’t smell. I hope.

We like to have fun. This site isn’t about any one thing in particular it is about anything and everything really. Whatever whim comes our way, no mater how preposterous or ridiculous, you will read about it.

Who are these 3 powerful friends? You may be asking. Well there is:

Cory

Okay – so this is where I’m supposed to talk about myself is it? Well let me just tell you that I’m the oldest of the trio and that means I’m the most powerful one. Sure the other two will try to deny. To which I say…DON’T DENY!! If you came looking for sanity, you definitely came to the wrong place all we stock here is crazy.

From me you will pretty much see some short fiction and as a budding photographer you will see some pictures. I love English and will try to expand your minds with or without much pain – your panic word will be – Passat.

OH and if you mess please clean up after yourself.

Nel

 

Tra

So…I have no idea what to say. I know I am supposed to tell you a bit about myself but I am totally lost. I mean I know who I am and what I do but actually describing it is a completely different matter all together. It is like the word ‘ironic’. Everybody knows what it means but if you ask most people they would not be able to explain it. They may give an anecdote that is usually completely wrong or possible start singing some Alanis.

Anyways, I am a hobby whore. It is like hobby ADD or something cuz I can’t just pick one. I watch movies (constantly), write, paint, make jewellery, read (books), comics, generally collect things, and now I am adding blogging. I know I am all over the place but it keeps me busy. Me likey. From me you will get a general assortment of reviews, general knowledge, and, if I am brave enough, I may share a few stories with you.

A fun group aren’t we?

The site is also broken down into a few different sections. Everything will be initially posted on the home page but these sections just allow us to label things. Don’t judge us cuz we want everything to fit in neat little packages. If it doesn’t fit you must acquit. Wait, where was I going with that?

Anyways, back to the sections:

About: Which is…well about us. You are currently reading it so if you don’t know then too bad.

Moving Pictures: Well that is anything we come up with that has moving pictures. So tv, movies, cartoons, anime, and anything else that could be considered. I don’t know about flip books cuz that really works as a book with still pictures. But once you start flipping it seems like it is moving but then that kinda works like how actual film strips work. So, I don’t know. We will cross that hurdle when we get to it.

Paper Cuts: This will be stuff about books. Mainly book reviews. The three of us are pretty avid readers so there could be some good stuff. Maybe flip books could go here?

Education: Well we like fun facts, strange definitions, word origins, general knowledge. So anything that is about expanding the mind or winning Jeopardy (Alex Trebek you smug bastard! You know nothing without your precious cards!) will be posted here. (I am kidding Alex we love you. Call me.)

Really?: This is just for general rants about stupid people, retarded things, and just nonsense. I guess this will end up being the biggest part of the site.

Brand Names: This is our fashion department. About trends, bad dressers, good dressers, do’s, don’ts, shows, neon tights, frilly socks, puffy sleeves, and parachute pants. BTW does anyone need some parachute pants? They will be coming back into style anytime soon. You will be on top of the new trend.

Canvas: Art and “art” will be discussed here. Painting, sculpture, giant baby bottles, dots and what ever else they are calling art will be foo-fooed about. Bring your baret and raise you nose high.

Paper and Ink: We like to write. Not just critical pieces or psychotic rants but also short stories. Every once in a while one of us may like to share. So have a gander at what lurks in our minds. It may be scary sometimes but it will always be entertaining.

Clef Notes: This section is about music, new and old, videos, and artists. I like music, they like music, you like music. It is everywhere and is inescapable. Start snapping your fingers and tapping your toes, let’s have a good time.

Well I hope that gave you an in-depth overview of what you will be seeing here. Enjoy.

You’re still here? Go on. That’s it. There is no more to see. Go look somewhere else. Explore.